By all means let’s be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out.
Richard Dawkins (via josecabs)

(via toloveandbelovedbyme)

I just don’t understand why it isn’t socially acceptable to stay in bed all day long and watch lame romantic comedies and drink coffee and read books in your underwear. Whoever established all these “get a job, be successful” conventions really needs a serious beating. I didn’t sign the terms and conditions for this shit.

(Source: jayygatsby, via ashley-purdy)

  • Gay Marriage:

    I'm only legal in 6 states.

  • Having sex with a horse:

    I'm legal in 23 states.

  • America:

    I'm an idiot.

ashley-purdy:

oh, and do this.
yup.

ashley-purdy:

oh, and do this.

yup.

adriofthedead:

man-bro-bukkake-theater:

ivanoooze:

coagulates:

right now at this very moment i am in the lobby of my dorm witnessing two people fighting and using bible verses to back up their side.

they actually have their bibles open

o…….k….

IT’S TIME TO D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DISCUSS OUR BELIEFS 

I ACTIVATE MY SPELL CARD, MONSTER REBORN

JESUS WILL BE REVIVED IN THREE TURNS

spits coffee everywhere

Reblogging cuz of awesome.

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